Hookers N’ Junkies

what do you think of the name? I think that is how we should package it. Just print off some nice paper with that and a nice logo, and wrap around bars of soap. easy as pie.

that is all. I just wanted you to know

So here are the samples I am THINKING about sending in. Some of them may be opted out and replaced.Input, and you should know (Char you certainly) that a bad review mixed in with good makes me value the good that much more. It is “less likely” to be platitudes if you are willing to tell when things are mediocre or out right shit…

So, I finished the socks. They are made from 50% Australian Wool, and 50% Angora, and it’s still up in the air weather or not it is rabbit angora or mohair angora, just based on feel, but I don’t really care either way. They are sooper cozy, and wearable. I likes them

This is a picture of me in them. I have issues with home made socks, since I retain a lot of water, I tend to have deep stitch marks imbedded into my tootsies, so what I’ve done with these socks is knitted them inside-out, so the smooth knit side was against my feet, and not the bumpy purl side. So far, a 4 hour test of them in a bar with salty food has proven this wise. I figured I’d make an attempt at even writing out my first pattern. So, this is what I did:

Pattern Notes:

The w&t “stitch” works like this: when knitting: bring yarn forward, slip stitch purlwise, bring yarn back, slip stitch back, turn work. This makes it so that the stitch stays (relatively) tight, makes the working yarn in the right direction, and prevents any holes. To w&t purlwise, bring yarn back, slip stitch knitwise, bring yarn forward, slip stitch back to needle, then turn work. Just try it out. It may sound confusing, but you will get it if you try. It’s a wierd thing to do right off the hop, so if it’s your first time, do it when there will remain at least 2 stitches on the needles. It’s hard-ish to do on the first stitch of a needle.

What you need:

a wee bit more than 50g of sock weight yarn, I estimate about 160 yards of yarn

2.5 mm DPN, one set

2.25 mm DPN, one set

With 2.25mm needle, Cast on 34 stitches.

Toe:

P 33sts, w&t

K 32 sts w&t

P 31 sts, w&t

K 30 sts, w&t

P 29 sts, w&t

K 28 sts, w&t

P 27 sts, w&t

K 26 sts, w&t

P 25 sts, w&t

K 24 sts, w&t

P 23 sts, w&t

K 22 sts, w&t

P 21 sts, w&t

K 20 sts, w&t

P 19 sts, w&t

K 18 sts, w&t

P 19 sts, w&t

K 20 sts, w&t

P 21 sts, w&t

K 22 sts, w&t

P 23 sts, w&t

K 24 sts, w&t

P 25 sts, w&t

K 26 sts, w&t

P 27 sts, w&t

K 28 sts, w&t

P 29 sts, w&t

K 30 sts, w&t

Foot:
P 32 sts, then pick up 30 sts along cast on edge. Divide stitches onto 3 needles so that there are 30 on one, and 17 on two. Change to 2.5mm needles. Knit in the round for 50 rows. This will make the toe stockinette stitch, and the foot reverse stockinette stitch, but knitted inside out. (so you will have reverse on the toe and regular stockinette on the foot)

Heel:

On the needle with 30 stitches change to 2.25mm DPNs:
K 28 sts, w&t

P 27 sts, w&t

K 26 sts, w&t

P 25 sts, w&t

K 24 sts, w&t

P 23 sts, w&t

K 22 sts, w&t

P 21 sts, w&t

K 20 sts, w&t

P 19 sts, w&t

K 18 sts, w&t

P 17 sts, w&t

K 16 sts, w&t

P 15 sts, w&t

K 14 sts, w&t

P 13 sts, w&t

K 12 sts, w&t

P 13 sts, w&t

K 14 sts, w&t

P 15 sts, w&t

K 16 sts, w&t

P17 sts, w&t

K 18 sts, w&t

P 19 sts, w&t

K 20 sts, w&t

P 21 sts, w&t

K 22 sts, w&t

P 23 sts, w&t

K 24 sts, w&t

P 25 sts, w&t

K 26 sts, w&t

P 27 sts, w&t

Ankle:

Now, change to 2.5mm DPNs and continue working in the round for 30 more rows. Change to 2.25mm DPNs and work in 2×2 rib for 5 rows, and cast off VERY LOOSELY (it helps to cast off with a 3-4mm needle)

repeat for other sock When you turn the heel on the other sock, you will notice that instead of K (even number) w&t, you will be K (odd number) w&t. that is normal. get it?

So, last night, in stead of doing anything productive on the last wee bit of my socks, or even on my cashmere lace thingie, I tried out a new stitch pattern. I like it:

It works out cutely, and kind of stiffly, so it would make a good dishcloth, or with larger needles, a fun colorful blankie? Or even with patience, since it keeps its shape really nicely, a bathroom/kitchen mat. I found it Here.